BBC Sport's 'Quotes of the Week' are particularly amusing this week, the picks of the bunch being:

"He didn't incite the crowd - we plan to report the 4,500 people who called him a fat b******."
Sheffield United boss Neil Warnock defends goalkeeper Paddy Kenny, who celebrated the Blades' winner against Hull by raising his arms to the opposition fans.

"We conceded two quick goals over there, and we're capable of doing the same at home."
Middlesbrough's Steve McClaren ahead of the Uefa Cup quarter-final second leg.

"And the score is nil-nil just as it was at the beginning of the game."
Mike Ingham about 10 mins from time, second leg Juventus v Arsenal.

"By the time you read this we'll have had a scan on Fabregas. His foot blew up after the game and that's not the best sign."
Arsene Wenger on Fabregas's 'explosive' foot.

"He had it on a plate, he had the sausage, bacon and eggs on it as well, but he couldn't take it."
Chris Kamara gets a bit excited summing up a missed chance during the Fulham - Portsmouth game.