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Friday, April 21, 2006

 

DEFRA here, no need to fear


Reports have come in to prolix that just outside the Co-Op store in Cranbrook, Kent, DEFRA's rapid response unit has been called in to action. In a scene flawlessly displaying the organisation's competence and situation handling ability - prolix's man on the street describes how "four tiny red traffic cones form a small square with red and white hazard tape wound round them, in the middle of this makeshift fence lies a dead duck with it's little orange feet in the air."

There should be a picture on the way to confirm this.

How very reassuring...

UPDATE: Picture now received.

Dead Duck

posted by prolix @ 12:25 pm

Comments:
I'm not worried about bird flu, so I've no qualms in saying that this is the funniest thing I've read *and* seen all day. Thanks for that, Pro!
# posted by Blogger patroclus : 9:41 pm
 


Photo = excellent.

Word verif: 'eyugveg' - an anagram of 'eggy'! Vue.
# posted by Blogger James Henry : 10:18 pm
 


All I can say is - thank goodness it wasn't a swan. They appear to only have limited quanitities of 'special tape'...

Good work with the anagram there James, I do that as well, not only does it amuse me for five minutes - it doubles as spam protection. Really messes things up though when you get only consonants. Bah!
# posted by Blogger prolix : 12:15 am
 


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