Sorry, you thought you'd get in first? As in... throwing the egg... or posting the link?

Either way, if you're not part of the solution - you're part of the problem! You're guilty as hell, and you're going down.

Thanks for listening!
 

As in using the 'egg on face' comment...

Besides, I was nowhere near Salford. Honest.
 

Well, I'm not sure I believe you. After all, you make a lot of "Company drops", don't you?

Don't you!

I shall be going back to Fulham tonight. So we've lost a few games on the bounce - I'm making a strong stuff. I can turn it around. Our pre-season form hinted at better things, and I'm keen to realise my ambitions with this under-achieving club. That's right! I will turn the corner, I will blood the youngsters, I will follow in the steps of pr0lix!

Either that or I'll uninstall it and say I didn't like the game anyway!
 

Sadly this is a field of activity where the bar has already been set very, very high...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/tm_objectid=14951113&method=full&siteid=50143&headline=kilroy-silt-name_page.html
 

"To share... or to shaft."

Seems like a bit of both, there.
 

You wanna write your first Everton post, Pete? What better time than after Moyes gets manager of the month. I think the heavy 4-1 defeat to Chelsea swung it in his favour.

I've just recovered from an hour long nosebleed. I'm still spitting out the blood.

Have a great day everyone!